the heat is on

it's sooooooooooooooooooooooooo hot.

i mean seriously, i never remember a heat wave like this. it's so debilitating. i feel like i can't do anything. i can't eat, i can't sleep, i can't even move. i'm just sitting on my couch like a lump, listening to the cardinals /cubs game on my computer. (yay for the cardinals winning eight of their last ten games.) my head hurts, which i'm pretty sure is related to the heat. i feel fat, which i'm also blaming on the heat. i think the bad suburban drivers have gotten worse during this week of triple-digit temperatures. blaaaaaaaaah.

i think the heat makes people meaner. i've never seen so much road rage in my life, not to mention wrecks during rush hour.

give me the cool mild temperatures of november. snow and ice. a walk-in freezer, i don't care. just get me the hell out of this miserable hell-hole.