a very humble observation

note to the williamson county driver* who felt the need to stop in the middle of the road tonight so that she could talk on her cell phone.

please learn how to pull over or turn into a parking lot before the next time you want to try to cause an accident or disrupt traffic. i know it's challenging, but i promise it's doable, even when you're lost (as you obviously were considering what part of nashville you were in).

*for those of you who are unfamiliar with williamson county drivers, they typically drive yukons and expeditions with w, the president and the local private school's stickers on the back, are blonde, always have a cell phone to their ear and love to park in the spots marked 'compact.'